An aside from the M.T.N. awards. Neil Whan was my supervisor at tree planting last year, and blacklisted me for semi justifiable reasons. However he also blacklisted others with no justification what so ever. Now I'm not really terribly pissed off about the situation from a job perspective, but he totally fucked with my life, I based my entire year on going back planting, and that got fucking trainwrecked by this douche bag who thinks his sweet beard makes up for him being a fucking lame tool. He also deprived me of reuniting with some of the best people I've ever met in my life, and an experience that could never be matched.
I also wont get to return to Thunder Bay this year for any justifiable reason and am just genuinely pissed off as he reduced my experience last year to a single season taste of something amazing then fucking pulled it away from me.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
M.T.N.
Warning this post will contain gratuitous usage of the N word and all other kinds of racism.
So there is a lot of talk in the sports world now about the NBA MVP race, Lebron statistically makes one hell of a case for himself, however, Kobe has been getting black balled for the whole him being a racist thing for so long that people think he is due. Then you throw Chris Paul into the mix who has more than carried his team on his back to where they are now, and that is in no way meant to disrespect the others on the team, such as Morris Peterson and his circus shot antics. And then there is the real dark horse, and I don't even mean that because he is fucking black like midnight, Kevin Garnett. Despite the fact that he is the real reason behind the Celtics awesomness he gets no credit. For some reason most NBA people consider Paul Pierce and Ray Allen to be franchishe/hall of fame type players. When in reality, Ray Allen is awesome, possibly a hall of famer, and if Peirce played in a market that wasn't home to some of the most storied teams in league history he would be totally overlooked.
But thats not what this post is about, this post is meant to make a category for a player that brings the intangibles to a team such as Kevin Garnett, they bring unity and discipline to their team mates, and fear to their opponenet, oh yeah and fear to their team mates as well. The best way to measure their impact is in something I like to call Terrifying Nigger factor. So this brings us to the MTN Award for Most Terrifying Nigger. Weather its the fact that they're black like daffy duck without the bill, or their intensity, or maybe their off the court antics or even just terrifying facial hair, this is a quest to find the most terrifying nigger out there and award him for something which generally goes unnapreciated, kind of like black people in general. And I mean by society not me personally, I think they are great and everyone should have one.
Now although most awards are given out on a yearly basis, doing this all time will make it alot more fun. And hell we may even have some honourable mentions to MTN that are found in other sports.
So enough of my ramblings lets have the nominees which will come out over the next few days
We'll start off first of all with Charles Oakley aka THE OAK MAN
Before I get into anything really serious about this guy lets just look at the above picture. That outfit is so terrible that not even an old white man could get away with wearing it. However due to his terrifying nigger factor of lets say 18 no one is going to say shit to him.
In fact in December 2007 he got arrested for impaired driving despite being below the legal limit. Yet no anger shown in the mugshot which you will be able to see below once you finish reading my widsom on the subject. This mugshot is the look of a man who knows he makes more money than the sad sack crackers who arrested him, that they're terrified of his mighty niggerishness, and that when he gets to prison some clown will start shit with him and get his ass handed to him.
Also during his time in the league he served as an enforcer for many star players a la the Micheal Jordans, the Vince Carters, and so on and so forth. So if anyone messed with the stars, they got hit with a big black monster foul from Oak, in fact it was his revenge style of play that led to the development of the Flagrant foul system in use today. Which was implemented to try and limit the Terrifying Nigger powers of players like Oak.
More nominess tommorow or the next day.
So there is a lot of talk in the sports world now about the NBA MVP race, Lebron statistically makes one hell of a case for himself, however, Kobe has been getting black balled for the whole him being a racist thing for so long that people think he is due. Then you throw Chris Paul into the mix who has more than carried his team on his back to where they are now, and that is in no way meant to disrespect the others on the team, such as Morris Peterson and his circus shot antics. And then there is the real dark horse, and I don't even mean that because he is fucking black like midnight, Kevin Garnett. Despite the fact that he is the real reason behind the Celtics awesomness he gets no credit. For some reason most NBA people consider Paul Pierce and Ray Allen to be franchishe/hall of fame type players. When in reality, Ray Allen is awesome, possibly a hall of famer, and if Peirce played in a market that wasn't home to some of the most storied teams in league history he would be totally overlooked.
But thats not what this post is about, this post is meant to make a category for a player that brings the intangibles to a team such as Kevin Garnett, they bring unity and discipline to their team mates, and fear to their opponenet, oh yeah and fear to their team mates as well. The best way to measure their impact is in something I like to call Terrifying Nigger factor. So this brings us to the MTN Award for Most Terrifying Nigger. Weather its the fact that they're black like daffy duck without the bill, or their intensity, or maybe their off the court antics or even just terrifying facial hair, this is a quest to find the most terrifying nigger out there and award him for something which generally goes unnapreciated, kind of like black people in general. And I mean by society not me personally, I think they are great and everyone should have one.
Now although most awards are given out on a yearly basis, doing this all time will make it alot more fun. And hell we may even have some honourable mentions to MTN that are found in other sports.
So enough of my ramblings lets have the nominees which will come out over the next few days
We'll start off first of all with Charles Oakley aka THE OAK MAN
Before I get into anything really serious about this guy lets just look at the above picture. That outfit is so terrible that not even an old white man could get away with wearing it. However due to his terrifying nigger factor of lets say 18 no one is going to say shit to him.
In fact in December 2007 he got arrested for impaired driving despite being below the legal limit. Yet no anger shown in the mugshot which you will be able to see below once you finish reading my widsom on the subject. This mugshot is the look of a man who knows he makes more money than the sad sack crackers who arrested him, that they're terrified of his mighty niggerishness, and that when he gets to prison some clown will start shit with him and get his ass handed to him.
Also during his time in the league he served as an enforcer for many star players a la the Micheal Jordans, the Vince Carters, and so on and so forth. So if anyone messed with the stars, they got hit with a big black monster foul from Oak, in fact it was his revenge style of play that led to the development of the Flagrant foul system in use today. Which was implemented to try and limit the Terrifying Nigger powers of players like Oak.
More nominess tommorow or the next day.
Enough of this shit
Alright so I realized that me being an introspective douche fag would in no way inspire people to want to read this and in no way help me get over my being an introspective douche fag. So without much further adieu we are jumping into posts that will remind you of why you fell in love with the one they call Alex Dineley in the first place.
I'm talking about posts chock full of racism, insensitivty, lewd crude and just genereally inappropriate comments that will up the laugh factor and leave you shaking your head and wondering if being friends with me makes you a bad person by association.
So anyways I'll leave you with this little video of one of my favourite things to laugh at that really I shouldn't, many of you may have seen it already, but if not I hope you enjoy it as much as I do
I'm talking about posts chock full of racism, insensitivty, lewd crude and just genereally inappropriate comments that will up the laugh factor and leave you shaking your head and wondering if being friends with me makes you a bad person by association.
So anyways I'll leave you with this little video of one of my favourite things to laugh at that really I shouldn't, many of you may have seen it already, but if not I hope you enjoy it as much as I do
True friends stab you in the front
Once while discussing schemes involving a particulary excellent female specimen, a friend of mine said something that when I look back totally summed up who I am. He said "I don't think you got the game, I mean sure she's friendly with you, but that's because you're a cool guy to know."
When looking at my life ever since then it seems that that is indeed the truth. Even with so called guy "friends", I'm always well received in a group or if I run into them somewhere they at least go to the pretense of being excited to see me, but then there is nothing besides that, no genuine anything. At somepoints I tend to think of a certain comment I heard at a concert once that I will never forget. It was this douchebag lead singer for a terrible band called Opiate for The Masses, this guy was wearing this abortion of a fur coat, that was so gaay it was as if Andy Dick or Mario Cantone had fur that would be the coat that would be made from their fur. But that is besides the point he just out of nowhere shouts out.
"IF YOU DON'T HATE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS IT'S PROBABLY YOU"
And at that time I hated several of my friends, and so did the majority of the other of the friends that knew them. So I felt safe for a time, but now I'm starting to think that my over the top antics and such have brought me to the point where they are able to put on their smiley faces for a bit and then happy to be rid of me.
I don't know why I have this terrible insecurity, maybe I just have such little faith in humanity that I assume the absolute worst about everybody when really I shouldn't. If I can be a genuine person, which I feel I am, then who am I to accuse these others of not being like that.
But either way I can fall back on knowing that I'll always be a cool guy to know, which will always leave me with some borderline companionship and to quote Billy Joel
"They're sharing a drink called lonliness, but it's better than drinking alone."
When looking at my life ever since then it seems that that is indeed the truth. Even with so called guy "friends", I'm always well received in a group or if I run into them somewhere they at least go to the pretense of being excited to see me, but then there is nothing besides that, no genuine anything. At somepoints I tend to think of a certain comment I heard at a concert once that I will never forget. It was this douchebag lead singer for a terrible band called Opiate for The Masses, this guy was wearing this abortion of a fur coat, that was so gaay it was as if Andy Dick or Mario Cantone had fur that would be the coat that would be made from their fur. But that is besides the point he just out of nowhere shouts out.
"IF YOU DON'T HATE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS IT'S PROBABLY YOU"
And at that time I hated several of my friends, and so did the majority of the other of the friends that knew them. So I felt safe for a time, but now I'm starting to think that my over the top antics and such have brought me to the point where they are able to put on their smiley faces for a bit and then happy to be rid of me.
I don't know why I have this terrible insecurity, maybe I just have such little faith in humanity that I assume the absolute worst about everybody when really I shouldn't. If I can be a genuine person, which I feel I am, then who am I to accuse these others of not being like that.
But either way I can fall back on knowing that I'll always be a cool guy to know, which will always leave me with some borderline companionship and to quote Billy Joel
"They're sharing a drink called lonliness, but it's better than drinking alone."
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
M(ann)y Leggace
Yeah I know thats not how its spelled but whatever a little hockey joke, and to those of you who are confused as to what I'm talking about I'm curious as to where you got this link from. Anyways I'm pretty sure I will have no legacy and that concept is something that to be honest terrifies me. To think of all the people that have done things SO MUCH greater than anything I will probably ever accomplish is mind botteling. But what terally gets me is the fact that 99% of those people wont be remembered by anyone besides their own grandchildren.
So then I look at my life where the closest thing I have to notoriety/achievments is the fact that I party really hard and am somewhat friendly. Perhaps I'm a terrible insecure/arrogant person or something along those lines at least, but just the idea that my time on this earth means so little is depressing.
So then I look at my life where the closest thing I have to notoriety/achievments is the fact that I party really hard and am somewhat friendly. Perhaps I'm a terrible insecure/arrogant person or something along those lines at least, but just the idea that my time on this earth means so little is depressing.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Return of the King
Don't know why I started this thing then decided not to write anything in it for over a year but whatever. I'm totally a different person now than I was when this idea first crossed my mind, and I'm kind of wishing I had kept at the blogging as it is a transofrmation I would like to have some record of, I seem to be slowly fading into the person I was when I made this, but for a while I was a confident guy living on the edge with a lust for life to quote the horrible Iggy Pop. Anyways I'm slowly becoming a shadow of my emboldened self, hiding in my music and abstarct representations of what I'm feeling as opposed to grabbing life by the cock and balls and making shit happen. I've also drank myself back into horrible shape which is a real let down. But whatever, I had not listened to nearly enough music for the last little while and it's nice to be back into my tunes reliving each songs and the memories that come with it, although it's also a bit of a wake up call as I'm really doing thhe exact same shit now 4-5 years later.
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