So there is a lot of talk in the sports world now about the NBA MVP race, Lebron statistically makes one hell of a case for himself, however, Kobe has been getting black balled for the whole him being a racist thing for so long that people think he is due. Then you throw Chris Paul into the mix who has more than carried his team on his back to where they are now, and that is in no way meant to disrespect the others on the team, such as Morris Peterson and his circus shot antics. And then there is the real dark horse, and I don't even mean that because he is fucking black like midnight, Kevin Garnett. Despite the fact that he is the real reason behind the Celtics awesomness he gets no credit. For some reason most NBA people consider Paul Pierce and Ray Allen to be franchishe/hall of fame type players. When in reality, Ray Allen is awesome, possibly a hall of famer, and if Peirce played in a market that wasn't home to some of the most storied teams in league history he would be totally overlooked.
But thats not what this post is about, this post is meant to make a category for a player that brings the intangibles to a team such as Kevin Garnett, they bring unity and discipline to their team mates, and fear to their opponenet, oh yeah and fear to their team mates as well. The best way to measure their impact is in something I like to call Terrifying Nigger factor. So this brings us to the MTN Award for Most Terrifying Nigger. Weather its the fact that they're black like daffy duck without the bill, or their intensity, or maybe their off the court antics or even just terrifying facial hair, this is a quest to find the most terrifying nigger out there and award him for something which generally goes unnapreciated, kind of like black people in general. And I mean by society not me personally, I think they are great and everyone should have one.
Now although most awards are given out on a yearly basis, doing this all time will make it alot more fun. And hell we may even have some honourable mentions to MTN that are found in other sports.
So enough of my ramblings lets have the nominees which will come out over the next few days
We'll start off first of all with Charles Oakley aka THE OAK MAN
Before I get into anything really serious about this guy lets just look at the above picture. That outfit is so terrible that not even an old white man could get away with wearing it. However due to his terrifying nigger factor of lets say 18 no one is going to say shit to him.
In fact in December 2007 he got arrested for impaired driving despite being below the legal limit. Yet no anger shown in the mugshot which you will be able to see below once you finish reading my widsom on the subject. This mugshot is the look of a man who knows he makes more money than the sad sack crackers who arrested him, that they're terrified of his mighty niggerishness, and that when he gets to prison some clown will start shit with him and get his ass handed to him.
Also during his time in the league he served as an enforcer for many star players a la the Micheal Jordans, the Vince Carters, and so on and so forth. So if anyone messed with the stars, they got hit with a big black monster foul from Oak, in fact it was his revenge style of play that led to the development of the Flagrant foul system in use today. Which was implemented to try and limit the Terrifying Nigger powers of players like Oak.
More nominess tommorow or the next day.
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