Roy Halladay (honorary cracker)

Roy Halladay gets a nomination despite the fact that he is:

a) white.
b) an upstanding individual with no hilarious off field altercations.

So why does Halladay get nominated then. Well there are several reasons. First of all he is intimidating and intense, much like the most terrifying of negroes in sports today. Also the lack of legitimate African representation on his team the Blue Jays means that he takes over as the chief terrorizer.

For a white person Halladay has several qualities generally only associated with niggerdom. He's got a thick nappy beard the likes of which Don Imus would have alot to say about, also his full name... Leroy,just conjures of images of some ebony man strutting his stuff down the street. And at 6'5" he towers over most regular crackers, add into that the fact that he's standing on the pitchers mound as a batter you probably feel like Michael Caine with the Zulu nation staring down at you from the top of the hill when he looks in for his sign.