Ridiculous

So today I was feeling like I needed to get some content on here just for the sake of not taking a year off again and so on and so forth, yet there was really nothing of any signifgance that I wanted to vent about, and although there is nothing wrong with shit going well in my life, it just doesn't bring out the angry humour in which I pride myself so much in.

So I figured I would search the internet for some inspiration to find something that was either funny itself or instilled a sense of rage in me. I believe I ended up with the first one right now, but the flashback to my youth that it sends me on may end up in a good old angry rant where nobody wins.

Now to avoid starting a third paragraph off with so, I wen't to the lovley website known as youtube, or as that inbred coke fiend George W. Bush calls it, "the youtube". Not really knowing what would inspire me I type in ridiculous into the serach bar and the first thing that comes up is this gem.



Now that video on it's own probably wouldn't do much for most people I know, maybe amusing to some 14 year old, or small dicked scum bags that hit their girlfriends throw all their money into some garbage import car and then get max drunk and wrap it around a tree.

HOWEVER for me it immediatley had alarm bells going off in my mind, because this lame video totally reminded me of what is possibly, ok not even possibly, definitley the greatest commercial in the history of the world. Which you will be able to witness below in all it's glory.



NOW THAT.... is ridiculous. It's also a reminder of simpler times getting up early to watch cartoons and Popular Mechanics for Kids, because even though you were too young to fully realize it, deep down you knew that Elisha Cuthbert was someone that one day you would most definitley want to throw it too. Also you were king shit because you had a Nintendo 64 and no one else did. And although 64 is awesome you weren't as much as a fucking papsmear as this little fuck.




PEACE