Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Reggie Evans

So I had put off writing this one as I was desperatley searching for a picture of him with his dirty fucking beard, but he looked so terrifying that I guess no one wanted to snap a photo of him with it. Anyways this dirty fucking beard of his makes him look like some black as night orc or some shit, which when added on to the fact that he'll grab onto a dudes meat hammer to get post poition is super niggerish.

Heres the fucking dirty violation of the white man previously mentioned as well as some quality Charles Barkley content who would win the loveable oaf nigger award.



The amount of intangible terrifying nigger presence this dude brings to the game can be best measured by the lack of everything else he brings to the game. He's a good rebounder, but, on fantasy sites and player profiles he is listed as having no offensive game.

Without photos of the beard this nominee doesn't hold up very well, but hey you got to watch some Charles.

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